The President went to Africa for the hot bitches and he ate green vagina then he found Jesus and was given salvation then kicked Jesus in the balls and punched his mom while raping the sun and he burned all his dirty skin off and had the chinese president in chains in his basement while pooping a donkey out his anus.

-Compliments of Dennis &

Okay I'm bored. And I'm writing here for no apparent reason. Funny ain't it ( Read more... )

Man I am tired. I'm stuck in school waiting for my 7:00 Philosophy class. SO lame. I need coffee, but it's too hot for coffee. Maybe i'll drink ice coffee, which tastes horrible. I have the National Advertising Competition shoot to go to Friday, and I DO NOT want some strange guy putting my make-up on for me. Thanks, I can do it myself. But other ( Read more... )

He is curled up underneath the blankets. He is so adorable, and peaceful. I wish I could finish typing up this stupid paper. But watching him sleep, makes me want to cuddle under his covers. My shnuggle is such a deep sleeper he wouldn't even know the difference ;] I blew my nose 324323 times, and he didn't even budge. But oh oh oh, do I love my ( Read more... )

Happy Anniversary baby! It's been a wonderful 2 years, and my love for you has only gotten stronger. I can't wait for tomorrow! We are going to have a fun weekend ;]

Kishes and cuddles.

Your babygirl,
Deniz.

Busy, busy, busy. That's me. I also wish I could sleep better.

Label it 21 Questions and spill your guts ( Read more... )

Me & Melissa: Why don't guys understand anything?

Dennis: Why doesn't who understand anything?

Man.

I rule, & so do dumb people.

Oh & tomorrow, I see my snuggle ;D

Yay.

<3

I feel icky.

Maybe I'm dying.