Anyone ever wonder where the hell that Sonic Drive-In place is? You know, the one that's advertised on T.V all the time. The place where no one in their right mind knows exists.

WELL. I checked their site www.sonicdrivein.com. And when I went to Store Locator, the only states who had it were the ones who ALLOW INBREEDING. Southern states. Hicks. I ( Read more... )

Hi my name is Deniz. I am 20 years old, and I spend all my money on video games.

Okay so I was blowdrying my hair an hour ago. It got really smokey and the fire alarm went off. THEN, two really anxious firemen arrived looking for a fire. I told them it was my blowdryer, however they still insisted on coming upstairs to check it out. One looks around and says "Why is it so hazy in here?" Then I go on to explain the physics ( Read more... )

SabarrD: ah hah!
SabarrD: you secretly love Michael Jackson.
glow stixxZ: LOL
glow stixxZ: Yes.
glow stixxZ: I wish I were a little boy so he could touch me.
SabarrD: that went to a very weird place, very quickly.

[x] I've eaten more than 5 meals a day ( Read more... )

I can't stop knitting.

Dennis: it's even picture if you funny it
Dennis: uh
Dennis: let me try that one again...

There better not be a transit strike. I will be SO pissed. Seriously.

"I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS"Written by: Dennis Vernaleo ( Read more... )

"Chris says that I am the prettiest, cutest, littlest, tiniest, smallest, sexiest, squishiest, softest, warmest, nicest, smartest, and the most adorable baby in the whole wide world."

I love you.
Let's make out.

Your baby girl,
Deniz ;P