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I let the kid go. It just wasn't funny anymore. No matter what I did he just kept on being that goody-little two shoes. Those of you that are still looking for him, you'll find him at one of the entrance tunnels to the underground. No I'm not going to tell you which one, that'll ruin the fun of it ( Read more... )

Jr. seems to have calmed down since we first met him. The three of us are having such a wonderful time! I think the kid might even be ready to come out of his time-out box and see the world again. He didn't even try to remove the face-paint when I put it on this time! The kid has been talking to his friends, maybe he's trying to be all subtle- ( Read more... )

I'm starting to get a little impatient with our little J. Jr. The kid won't even bring himself to do something as simple as kill a puppy. A puppy. How hard is that? You just break it's tiny little neck, and it stops breathing. But the kid won't do it, no matter how much serum I pump him with or how much pain is applied. Maybe Harley can ( Read more... )

This kid is such a fussy little guy, all he does is complain. It's just a little shock therapy here, a little drug injection there, a little hypnosis thrown in. He's strong too, it might take a few days to get him where we want him, but I'm sure he'll come around eventually. They always do!

We have a new friend!

Harley likes him, so I figured why not?  His hair really is the perfect color, and pretty soon the rest of him will be too.  He'll be the spitting image of his dear old dad!  And thanks to a few tech-savvy buddies, I have the perfect tools to make it happen.

Ok, he's been sulking in his room long enough.  Time for his medicine!

So I woke up today and found myself wearing a very stylish, very colorful set of very baggy robes and a purple turban! Harley, is this one of your jokes?

Oh my, it seems the whole city has gone gonzo for the Arabian theme. Maybe a little Arabian-style mayhem is in order! Let's be BANDITS! Who's with me!

The other day my booby traps decided that it would be a good idea to talk my ear off about what they had done all day.  Or more to the point, what they hadn't done.  Booby traps are bloodthirsty animals.

I'm restless.  I'm going to go out and have some fun.

[ooc: Sorry for the absence, Masaki, you still up for a little kidnapping and/or torture? :D]

Harl?  We're almost ready.  Then we can adopt that kid you always wanted.
What's this?  Where am I?  Who are all these people?  This is fun!

So on a whim I looked in the fountain today.  It showed me this and this.

It seems I have an alter-ego.   Not that I've never had an alter-ego before.  I kinda like this one.