party at the parthenon.

[manicuredwreck]

This whole time I thought THE CLAP meant chlamydia, not gonorrhea. I really need to get up to date on my STD slang. I was utterly convinved I had HIV. I'm too paranoid to have sex ever again, apparently. The only safe sex is abstinence? Pfft. The only safe sex is with myself

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[underfoot127]

I miss so much while at school.

[manicuredwreck]

Ray. When are you gonna come around?

[underfoot127]

I need a phone number to call cuz Larkin's cell isn't working for some reason.

this is chris' number.

[manicuredwreck]

404 438 2863

[peglegmeg]

wait... I thought the clap meant chlamydia, too. what the fuck?!

[thisisnotanexit]

since when did the clap become chlamydia? I once called the CDC and asked and I believe they hinted at gonorrhea. They're obviously wrong though.

[manicuredwreck]

obviously. His name was Justin but his friends called him Tammy.

[thisisnotanexit]

I have a stick on bra..well..its mostly just breasts..its name is tammy.

[manicuredwreck]

Good thing it's name's not Barry Manilow. ... Although it could be his reincarnation.

...Wait. Did he die?

Or..

...No, that was somebody else.

What'd his name?

Hell, I just can't rem--- WAIT!

LUTHER VANDROSS.

Yeah, at least it's not named Luther.

[thisisnotanexit]

like Mr. Luther (the teacher at dhs???) ??What about Bette Midler?

[manicuredwreck]

I think I still have Bette Midler. The little animal cracker goat with a penis... not the singer.

[thisisnotanexit]

do you ever wonder if we're the same person still?? sometimes I do...

[manicuredwreck]

There's only one way to find out. I'll eat a marshmellow and you tell me if you have an allergic reaction.