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[manliest_trap]

Well, well. Things are getting fun again. So many interesting new arrivals.

Fungami, you didn't forget our date did you? I spent some time waiting in the garage, but you never showed. I ended up...amusing myself with your bike.

...Damn, I miss her.

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[za_hando]

Dude, I don't know if the bike even exists anymore after what you've done to it. Someone's gonna be pissed.

Huh? Missing who?

[manliest_trap]

Shouldn't have stood me up then, eh?

...Someone you wouldn't know. A girl. My fiancée.

[za_hando]

Well yeah but that was maybe going a bit too far?

Oh? Didn't know you had a girlfriend. Is she cute?

[manliest_trap]

His own fault.

...Like you wouldn't believe. And beautiful, and brave.

[za_hando]

True, but Yuuya's a bit on the possessive side, and now that you pissed him off he's gonna hunt you down and suck you dry.

Sounds like my type of girl.

[manliest_trap]

I'm up for that. Sounds kinky.

...And you better stay away from Jolyne if she does come back. She's my girl.

[statue4beauty]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY BABY, NO, NO, NONONONO

You asshole, I didn't stand you up, you're just a fucking man and oh god my baby

[manliest_trap]

But you promised.

Don't worry, I didn't break anything. I was just curious. It was such a nice machine, you know.

[statue4beauty]

I promised a hot chick with tits, not you.

And I swear to fucking God, you better get me a new bike, or else.

[manliest_trap]

You're so surface-oriented, Fungami.

Oh, your bike's still there, though. If you like, you can imagine you have many bikes.

7,496, to be exact.

[shoot0me0again]

...Missing, you say?

[manliest_trap]

What of it, Nero.

[plankton_chick]

I miss her too.

[manliest_trap]

You better remember she's my girl.

...When do you think she'll be back? Even having her here as a kid's better than not having her here at all.