On the Subject of Organ Thieves

Passione controls a lot of things.  In fact, Passione could very well replace our current government.  Passione practically is the government.

We've expanded our territory.  We now have an organ harvesting, trading, and sales division.  I've appointed myself head of it, as managing La Squadra is a relatively easy task ( Read more... )

...Hmpf.  Where is this place?  Where are the others?

((Little Rizzo is like... twelve.  He has a vague recollection of his adulthood, but mostly just recognizes La Squadra.  Oh, and he hates people seeing his eyes.))

Do not eat at the Chinese place by the park.
I got a human molar in my stir-fry today.
A human molar.
And the managed tried to say it was a crab shell.

I am going to kill every staff member there.

Devo, my servant, seems to have died.  That's what he gets for sleeping in the goddamn freezer.  How did he even expect to breathe in there?  Though I should note that the power supply and opening mechanism seemed to be tampered with... no matter.  Ciocolatta, if you want to experiment on his corpse, be my guest.

So.  Is anyone interested in a being ( Read more... )

I'm going to be in Sicily for a few days.  Business matters are bringing me there, but I'm choosing to stay a little while.  Narciso is coming for extra protection.  While I'm gone, I'm putting Prosciutto in charge of La Casa, as usual.  You all had better be on your best goddamn behavior until I get back.

I will get Father Pucci into bed.  Someone help me think of turn-ons.  This is a hell of a lot more difficult then you may think.  So far I've got:

Prime numbers.
Christianity.
Flan.
Cassocks.
Handel's Messiah.
Carménère wine.
Heaven.
Power.
White Snake.
Gravity.

So, I meet a Mr. Blackmore.  Interesting man, seems to want Mountain Tim's head.  Soon enough, I get Tim begging me to hide him.  Fine, I say.  He doesn't seem all to grateful at this, so I decide to kick him out.  He get a little defiant and I have Devo, one of my newer men, cut the rope he's thread himself out on.  Long story short, Tim's dead, ( Read more... )

Illuso has failed his most recent mission and has died ( Read more... )

Formaggio has left La Squadra on grounds of differences.  Considering he was in charge of my assassins under me, I'm looking for someone to fill his place as commander.

And I'm looking at you, Prosciutto.

If anyone wants to join up the healthy career of assassination to keep our numbers balanced, contact me.

You do not replace a child's memories of sexual abuse because he walked in on you and your junkie fucking.
You do not try to turn me into your goddamn slave with your freaky-ass brain tentacle.
You do not make me spend all fucking night trying to find a better memory-deleting Stand user.

In summary, stop trying to fuck up our lives.

At least I fixed ( Read more... )