I can't believe I am still in high school. This is ridiculous.
I am a senior and I don't absolutely hate about fifteen people at this school.

Fuck me.

I couldn't get a ride to the shed.

Sad Colin.

You know what I haven't done in awhile?
Gotten wasted.

But I just had some horrible ones ( Read more... )

Spanish, Italian, and French are easy, but Portuguese is gonna kick my ass.

Is it normal to want to murder your father every time he opens his mouth?
And fuck Sigmund Freud for saying yes.

We had a fundraiser for Prom where people got bid on.
If you were the highest bidder you could make that person do whatever you wanted them to do for a day or dress them up.

The highest bid was for a girl named Nikole for 36 dollars.

My highest bid was 1 dollar.

I feel like I have every right to be upset. Fags need love too.

Your Score: Social Joker Soul

You scored 21 Extroversion, -14 Sensitivity, and 6 Openness!


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I was going to sleep when my sister came in completely drunk ( Read more... )

The girl in my background has a really voluptuous butt.

No burger should be allowed to be that amazing. Not one, not two, not three, but SIX! Six strips of bacon sandwiched between three patties of radioactive beef, and topped with a chemical sludge they call "mayonnaise", "ketchup", "mustard", and "cheese ( Read more... )