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HIGH FOUR!

Decided a quick post to remind you all I am now located at
www.thebigdiv.co.uk

I cant wait for this year to drown its been utter shite!

Heading away next week for a surf and some banter with Des I hope :)

I wont miss all the fucking wankers in work or the banjo playing wankers ;)

Dx

Pretend to be a cunt

Then when people treat you like a cunt you can relax in the knowledge they only treat you like a cunt because you act like one.

Thusly you can sleep at night without wondering such damning questions such as ‘Why does everybody hate me?’

And you’ll never hang yourself.

My blog is now found at

www.thebigdiv.co.uk

Its more of less the same but I update more :)

Hello there! I have created Glasgows own version of myspace and called it ( Read more... )

I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAT WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND ALL THE I HAVE ( Read more... )

Well its come time to make my lj chums only. If you want to keep up with the comic life of meeee then leave me a comment and I'll add you :)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It must be scary to watch someone you love go into the centre of himself and confront his fears...
Fear of failure, fear of death, fear of going insane
You have to fail a little, die a little, go insane a little to come out the other side.

Did you see the lad, on the corner ( Read more... )

Below is a series of open-ended statements that you can answer in any way you wish. (Your favorite song at that time, the name of the head of state, the color of your favorite shirt, the name of your school, the name of your crush, a fear or worry you remember, a sport you played or whatever else strikes your fancy ( Read more... )