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I sure love effing w/ internet bots!
ben leo 3:16 PM
Attention: Sir,
The content of this message is highly classified and confidential so please treat with some privacy. My name is Mr Ben Leo a business consultant in Ghana, I write to seek your coperation and assistance in the receipt of USD$48.5m Belonging to a late client of mine who shares the same last/surname with you, so kindly ( Read more... ) -
On Summer
Hey, everybody!
Well, I guess it's summer. I've been enjoying it immensely. It sprinkled again today, and yesterday I biked through a few dried leaves, but I shall hold out hope until the end.
Summer is fantastic, and I do not understand people who insist that it's too hot, and continue to work as if blind to beauty itself. The doorbell rang ( Read more... ) -
What I've Been Up To: Solstice Recap
Wow, what a weekend. Packed with as much as possible. Father's day and Summer Solstice today. Longest day of the year. Which was good, because it needed to be long enough to fit it all in. But let's start with a quick recap: My Dad wanted to take Jack on a train ride, so we went to Portland - and back - on Tuesday. Hung out with our friends Shanti ( Read more... ) -
What I want (or don't) for my birthday.
I want friends,
and laughter,
the leaping of the heart.
I want to hear from you...
no matter the state lines or time zones away.
I don't want presents.
I don't wanna just drink.
I don't wanna work, but I will anyway.
I don't want (too many) 29 jokes.
A few will be fine...
I just want to wander this zoo of life with those I love.
It's coming right up! Let's ( Read more... ) -
Well, here we go again
It's been awhile:
I've been up to no good. Seriously. If you know me, talk to me. Or even if not, send me a line. I've got stories. Some of which won't even go here, if ya know what I mean. Ask. I'll tell you them.
A brief note:
What the hell have I been doing with myself? I feel like I've been puttering away my life, without too much to show for it ( Read more... ) -
Municipal Code 25.08.460 "Tire noise."
It is unlawful for any person to operate a motor vehicle in such a manner as to cause or allow to be emit-ted squealing, screeching or other such sound from the tires in contact with the ground because of rapid ac-celeration or excessive speed around corners or other such reason, provided that sound resulting from emer-gency braking to avoid ( Read more... ) -
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Mah birf-day's on Thur-s-day! -
who wants to fellate a dullard?
Ah, yes. As you can see, I have rediscovered that - as well as make you cry - onions can make you laugh.
Update: holy crap!
