ok so i don't know if anyone remembers that i absolutely love my ex roommate katie but she just got better.  she used to work for scholastic and had told me that they used to let her write children's books when she was bored.  the other day she told me that she wrote one called "hooray for puppies and kittens."  tell me it gets better than that, i ( Read more... )

i just got back from the mcnulty family reunion.  seriously, the last time my face looked that fat in a picture i was with a sedated bear.  i look like i ate the sedated bear and put on a reunion t-shirt.  anyway...it was an interesting weekend.  i actually had fun.  i got drunk both nights and kept making his male family members walk me escort- ( Read more... )

i haven't posted anything in about a hundred years so i'm just writing to say i'm still alive.  not this last week but the week before i was at steve's house the entire week.  i've never done that before but he used to do it all the time so i agreed to try it.  it was actually kinda nice.  very slow.  we played tennis and golf and swam and i ( Read more... )

i skipped work today cause i haven't been feeling well.  i decided, instead, to go shopping.  well first i went to my other job to have lunch and hang out with my ladies there.  while there my boss started talking about how the bible says men shouldn't lie with men, blah blah blah.  so i of course started telling her that adam and eve were gay.  my ( Read more... )

my friend sent me this video and it tickled me a great deal.  i think nothing is funny so give this a shot.  i loves a white man with moves...  in other news i'm at the lake right now.  i brought my laptop out for the first time today and i can totally get someone else's internet which is nice.  we actually had an appt for someone to come out and ( Read more... )

does anyone else kinda love the new paris hilton song?  go here and watch the video.  but who does she think she is, chris isaak? 

evidently the gays even get attacked in nyc.  blocks from my apt.  thank god we have all this anti gay (christian?) rhetoric out there so people can be sure they have the backing of a backward ass country when they decide to commit a hate crime.  get married?  we can't even walk down the street.  in new york fucking city.  ugh...  i blame anyone ( Read more... )

is it just me or should everyone who isn't in favor of gay marriage just die?  wouldn't things be better?  isn't darwinism supposed to weed out all the retards or something?  margaret cho comments on how all these idiots who think they're being really christian by oppressing people should be preparing for the rapture and leaving soon...i think she' ( Read more... )

so me and my peeps just went to see kathy griffin.  she was hilarious as always.  she talked about clay aiken and his new hair ("i love pussy, look at my bangs!"), oprah's legends ball ("you know ashanti was like 'who ruby dee??'") and other extremely humorous things (including a bit about someone being afraid they're gonna "catch black" because ( Read more... )

seriously?  this is absurd.  what does "Something that was pornographic or involved children that wasn't Biblical, I would have a problem." even mean?  are people in sc using sex toys on children?  why didn't i grow up there?  i swear i tried my hardest to remain neutral but the right wing is making it really hard...