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suck my balls.

its been almost a year since ive had any sexual contact. please come save me, i am not gender-biast. Come . Now.

ooh baby when you cry, your face is momentary ( Read more... )

The cure and Neil Young are the best musicians ever. then again, who i think are the "greatest musicians ever" changes every week.

Moral of this entry: dont listen to me , im stupid.

oh and Elsie rocks. and so do Radiohead. The end.

Elsie, respond with something witty and humorous.

OR DEATH.

Okay something has been bothering me. why do teenage girls find a 64 year old man attractive!?!?!! Alan Rickman, (aka Snape of the harry potter movies) is pretty cool. but he is 64. this is faaar to old to find someone attractive. WHY TEENAGE GIRLS!?!?!? SOMEONE PLEEEAAASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME PLLEEEAAAAASEEE.::sigh ( Read more... )

every task im ever given i manage to do completly wrong o_O

hey everyone, so today begins cycle 2, Im not going to be one of those losers who posts their schedules, ill just telll ya, its alright. Ive been listenin to lots of Beck lately mostly Mutations and Sea Change (both excellent albums), and my mom is making Quiche for dinner, how awesome is that?!?!? Party/Sleepover at jamie's house was cool. except ( Read more... )

so im makin my fat jewish ass a knish (as usual) and i see i have some cheese...hmmm ::light bulb ding::....so now im eatin a knish stuffed with cheese and im thinkin "what could make this more delicious and jewish"....OFCORUSE!!!...so i smother it in ketchup ( Read more... )

"admitting a man is attractive dosent necessarily make you a homosexual"

"no, but it dosent help."

Its true, ive learned the hard way, thats why everyone thinks im gay.

Hello depressed teenage girls everywhere Your stud muffin is back. Yes I the greaat Doug is back into the ever spinning into blackness world of livejournal.do you know how bored i have to be to come back to this? hmm hmm hmm?!?!?!?!...anyway, so yeah add me to all of your friends lists, or ill go all Anton LaVey on your ass ::hex hex curs curse ( Read more... )