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Comments

[sravenk]

OMG! Are you keeping meeee?!?!11

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FRIENDZ CUT! LOL! Wait, I mean "ha ha." I never say LOL.

[leavethesky]

I am your Mom.

No, wait! That's not right.

[mantaraggio]

You're right. That is, in fact, very very wrong.

[leavethesky]

Well I am 'married' to a Schwartz...damn, still wrong.

[mantaraggio]

If your wife changes her name to Steve, we might have a problem.

[sandyosullivan]

While I had a LOT of sex in the year that you were born, I am positive I am not your mother. I'm not even your father. Promise, pumpkin... I mean, mate!

[sandyosullivan]

Come on, you remember Stones Mac... don't be coy. Wait Stones and Eurythmics... I don't want any other nasty little surprises about how we all spent 1982... I want to state that I NEVER got ANYONE pregnant and what I did in 1982 stays in 1982.

[mantaraggio]

I have no clue what you two are talking about.

[aivilo_18]

God, I hope I'm not your mom. Because all those bachelorette parties in my lap would be kind of difficult and creepy to explain.

[mantaraggio]

Thank goodness for small favors.

Re: scary as shit

[mantaraggio]

That's because the whole world is scarier than your mom, who sounds very lovely, but, well, not so scary.

Hah! That's only because you didn't get passive-aggressive phone calls from her for a month like I did when I was a horrible daughter and wouldn't let her buy me a vacuum... Okay, so maybe she's not so scary.

Re: scary as shit

[sravenk]

*That's because the whole world is scarier than your mom, who sounds very lovely, but, well, not so scary.

Ha ha hahahahaha! Hee!

*ahem*

Mary's not scary. Just... very adamant about certain things. She's lovely, too.

Re: scary as shit

[badtyler]

Nope, still not your mom... just her postcard.
Heh.