Today I received a call from the human resources office at the University Book Store

[mantrakuh]

They wanted me to return all the bodies I had stolen, because they needed them.

Ha ha! I am just joking, as I am a joker! Those bodies are from the Famous Footwear headquarters.

Comments

[aekei]

Congrats, man. Have fun when the new semester starts up. :P

[omegaorion]

You go make yourself some money. 8)

[motorola_otaku]

That takes the cake as the most elaborate description of pending employment I've ever seen.