pip gamgee shall faint/expire/whatever no more

[manwe_sulimo]

I have cured Pip Gamgee of fainting.

He will never faint again.

I realised I could do this because Varda just informed me that apparently I breathe for all the people in the world and uh... somehow fainting and stuff is related to me.

I think that also means I could make any of you stop breathing at any time.

Ehehehe.

But I won't because I'm

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[earwen]

I realised I could do this because Varda just informed me that apparently I breathe for all the people in the world and uh... somehow fainting and stuff is related to me.

Remind me never to get on your shitlist. Damn. And I thought crushing Daisy Gamgee's skull was intimidating.

[manwe_sulimo]

Clever.

But I like you all too much, really.

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[earwen]

I hope so.

[bilbogamgee]

Thank you. :) You're lovely.

[manwe_sulimo]

It was my pleasure. Need anything else?

[bilbogamgee]

*ponders* Ummm. *scuffs toe, shyly* Can you do something nice for my Merry? Please.

[manwe_sulimo]

What would your Merry like?

[pipgamgee]

thanks :)

[manwe_sulimo]

No probem.

[samwisegamgee]

Thank you. That was getting mighty fucking annoying. He didn't get his constitution from me, that's for fucking shit sure.

[manwe_sulimo]

HAHAHA no problem.

[jadegemini]

Oh. Must remember to refuse to do anything Melkor asks that would potentially piss you off. Not that Melkor asks me to do much, but still.

[manwe_sulimo]

That's right.