would you like some fucking fries with that?

[manwe_sulimo]

'Hi, dad,' I said, sitting down by the tv.
'Hi, Melkie,' he replied.
'I'm not Melkie,' I said, 'I'm Manwe.'
'Oh, yeah,' he said, 'Hungry?'
'No,' I said, 'I'm kind of bored.'
Suddenly the television stopped. There was a deathly silence in the air.
'I'll teach you fucking bored,' he said, in the voice he hadn't used since Ulmo lied and told him they

Comments

[earwen]

Poor Manwë.

[manwe_sulimo]

I guess I deserve it.

Re:

[earwen]

Next time just... play scrabble or something. You never tell parents you're bored. Ever.

[manwe_sulimo]

Yep. I've learned my lesson.

[bilbogamgee]

But they can be so cool. You can feed mice to some and they eat 'em up and swallow their tails like spagetti. Slurp. Plus when you work at McDonald's you can spit in people's milkshakes when they make you angry. You are so cool. :)

[manwe_sulimo]

But they're so slimy.. and the poor mice... That's true.. but... ahaha.. thanks, so are you :)

[bilbogamgee]

If you just play with the iguanas, their vegetarians. :) *blows a kiss*

[manwe_sulimo]

Okay :) Thanks Bilbo.

[eonwe]

You shouldn't have to do that stuff! You're the High King of Arda! I'll do it for you!!!

[manwe_sulimo]

Aw no. I'd feel bad. It's ok, Eonwe. Enjoy playing videogames with Urwen.

Re:

[eonwe]

Okay. Thank you sir!!

Um, can you do anything about the whole situation with the newspaper accusing me of all that stuff?

[manwe_sulimo]

Sure :)

Yeah. Who runs the newspaper? I'll get Tulkas or Araw to pay them a visit.