I AM KIDNAPPED TOO

[manwe_sulimo]

Fucking fun!!, as Ulmo might say, maybe.

He's an armadillo and we're eating pop tarts and I bought so much fucking weed mushrooms from Pippin before I can't even walk.

I love being kidnapped.

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[amillo]

*waddles to your side*

Pass that joint over, my lovely victim.

[manwe_sulimo]

Here you go, my adorable kidnapper.

So, what's it like being an armadillo?

[amillo]

Thanks.

It's like being small. And having a shell on your back. And knowing that somewhere out there, there's a god laughing at you.

dude. this is nice.

*stoned armadillo*

[manwe_sulimo]

Whoa. Completely.

Holy fucking Theoden, this weed is good.

[elanorgamgee]

*shyly*

Um, Manwe? I know you're kidnapped and all, but you seem to be enjoying it so I'll just be happy for you.

But I have a question, as I am embarrassingly ignorant of the customs of the Undying Lands. Um, I'd like to bring home some presents to my family and friends but I don't really know if that's allowed so I just wanted to ask you first.

[manwe_sulimo]

Of course you can :)

If there's something you can't find, we can make it for you.

*hugs*

[elanorgamgee]

*positively beams*

Thank you thank you thank you!!!

*wide eyes* Oh, you have been most generous already, I couldn't ask anything more!

*would faint but it is impossible for her to do because she's in Valinor*

*hugs*

*blushes deeply*