"Dad, can I have my job back?"

*smite*

"Dad, can I have my job back now?"

"*smite*"

"*from behind the lazyboy* Dad, can I have my job back? Pleeeeeease?"

"...*drops some cheetos behind the chair*"

"*eats*"

"Go play with your brother"

"FINE. I WILL. ...can I have my job afterwards?"

"*smite*"

"*coughs up smoke* fair enough."

Things done today:

1. Lost my job.
2. Sent threatening anonymous letters to that fucker Sauron.
3. Wept inconsolably into a pillow.
4. Wept some more.
5. Sang.
6. Had lunch
7. Sang
8. Dyed Salmar blue.
9. Sang.
10. Acquired gun for use on head.
11. Sang.

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