hmmmm

[manwe_sulimo]

*sits on couch watching Star Trek and wondering if he should just restore The Shire and any other affected area to the way it was before, but made out of candy, with a Star Trek theme, and trees that grow cheetos*

Comments

[annlarimer]

Maybe corn-chip bushes, for those of us who don't dig the cheese so much?

[manwe_sulimo]

Good idea, and I might as well turn a section of the Brandywine into chocolate... or brandy.

And a little population of ooompah-loompahs.

[annlarimer]

Ooo! Ooo! Do some of that chocolate with the brandy in it! We'll all end up stoned off our nuts!

[manwe_sulimo]

Done! :)

[vana_everyoung]

Some of those hobbits are too fat as it is. They'll turn into that big purple girl from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory and Námo will be flooded with fat hobbit deaths from cheeto overdoses every day. In other words... AHAHAHA DO IT DO IT!!!

[manwe_sulimo]

Hheheheheheh ok ;)

Re:

[vana_everyoung]

Yay! *dances a circle of flowers around him* It's the least I could do. Literally. I need some superpowers other than 'able to double the pollen count in under fifteen seconds'. *runs off to make more jewel encrusted weapons with Aulë*

[manwe_sulimo]

Awww. I'll talk to dad about getting you the ability to turn people into cocker spaniels.

*hugs you*

[emilyx]

myself and a friend would like to buy a house at this new shire, we'd look after it and pay you in apples, would that be okay? or will we be put on the council's waiting list?

let me know :)