Right. I'm still alive, and active on demand. So if you clone me, I will throw a fit of massive proportions UNEQUALED by any other except maybe Varda when I ripped one of her dresses of eternal starlight or some shit. Oh, right the fit. The Fit. It will make Galadriel turning green look like girlish laughter, it will make my SPOILED DAUGHTER's fits ( Read more... )

It's after midnight but I don't care. I have a kid. I want presents and recognition and I want it NOW.

Oh. And Happy Mother's Day, Daddy! :)

Oromë sings.

I cannot tell you how much I fucking fear.

I'm awake, I'm fucking awake ( Read more... )

That child thing drove me insane. Yes it only left like three comments or so and thankfully tried to bug her father more than anyone else, but just the thought of my own spawn existing somewhere out there was enough to terrify me for life and scar my little immortal soul ( Read more... )

No.

....

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NO

DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! KILL IT. I refuse to acknowledge any spawn that sprung from me and Oromë. *whines* Make him take care of it I don't waaaaaaaaant it YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CARE ABOUT IT ( Read more... )

I love my maiar.

Here. Have some cookies. And no ritual flower sacrifices today.

Aulë fired Sauron a while ago. And what's a dark lord without dark evil Maia powers ( Read more... )

WONDERFUL ANGST FREE DAY!!

THE STAR BITCH IS A MAN!

WE GOT OUR POWERS BACK! Yes you too, Vorry.

But most importantly, and hilarious, is that THE STAR BITCH IS A MAN! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You said a week, Daddy*waits for powers back ( Read more... )