ah fuck.

[vana_everyoung]

I'm awake, I'm fucking awake

Comments

[fatherofall]

Vanapumpkin, screaming hurts your voice. And Eru likes his baby's singing voice.

[vana_everyoung]

dkndkjsbfDOILOOKLIKEFUCKINGNESSA?!Dirtywhore

Daddy Daddy I'm going to sing for you!!! :)

O Daddyyyyyyyy I looooove youuuuuuuuu
You are my only parent who I loooove
You made me a goddesssssssssss
So much better than a princess!!

Here comes the heavy metal part.

DADDY GIVE ME MY MAIA
GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME
I WANT MY GIANT DARK PANSY
MINE MINE MINE MINE

:)

[fatherofall]

Eru thinks you can torment Sauron just as much when he's a valar then when he's a maia.

[vana_everyoung]

*pouts*

But Daddy I--

Wait, sorry, my mun almost made me use an Elrondism. Scary. Um. Yes Daddy. :) *offers krispy kreme*

[irmo]

VANA!

;)

((Beyatch! ;P))

[vana_everyoung]

IRMIE!!!

;) ;)

((*cackle* ;) ))

[irmo]

VANA! Come play with your Irmie. He is troubled of late, due to his shiny dilemma. Irmo is in need of stress relief, oh yes. ;)

((The Undummy is crying now. Like a precious sparkly perfect faultless baby ;_;))

[vana_everyoung]

Ooh those fucking bitch siblings of ours made you think again, didn't they? I'll smother them with ivy, dammit. Later. ;) ;) *comforts in a special stress relieving way*

((Tell her to go fuck Estel. HAHAHA.))

[telimektar]

Yo! aUNt V!!! How is? Got any weed?

[vana_everyoung]

...oh fuck no.

Yeah, sorry kid, I've decided to ignore all Vala spawn except minimelkie because he is ridiculously cute and evil, so go off with my daughter WHO DOES NOT EXIST and angst in your negligence. And if you see your dad, tell him I'm looking for my nail polish, that fucking whore.

[telimektar]

*spray paints, "Orome is a f@cking limpdick bastard" on the walls of Valinor*

Well, I think you rock, Aunty V. Even if you refuse to accept me.

*cranks the stereo up even louder*

[vana_everyoung]

Aww you're gonna cry! You are Tulkas's pansy bitch son!

Totally agree with that Oromë statement, by the way.