............no.

[vana_everyoung]

No.

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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NO

DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! KILL IT. I refuse to acknowledge any spawn that sprung from me and Oromë. *whines* Make him take care of it I don't waaaaaaaaant it YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CARE ABOUT IT

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EEEEEEEEEP!!!

[nieliqui]

Oh no! Mommy does this every time she remembers I exist! *pouts adorably* Um, nice maiar...quick, look, over there--

*squeals and RUNS*

GAH.

[vana_everyoung]

EVERY TIME? *pauses* Well maybe NO. Dammit where is your father at a time like this? Bathing in the blood of the innocents again, I bet. That horsefucker. Yes RUN AWAY FEAR ME I can't turn green but DAMMIT I can uh uh replace those horrifying sloppy pigtails of yours with geraniums! Sweet Daddy of mine don't they know how to braid in that secluded boarding school in the void?

...no this is not a maternal instinct rising in me it isn't it isn't it isn't it isn't ESTE HELP ME I'M FEELING MATERNAL KILL ME NOW!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

[nessathedancer]

Woah. What else can isay? Woah woah.

I am ignoring that little statement on one of those valar pages about me having a child. I deny it all.

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[vana_everyoung]

Ohhhh no. If I have to have one you do too. Go claim your spawn while I figure out how to dispose of mine.

[irmo]

Poor Vana! Irmo will attempt to distract you:

;)

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[vana_everyoung]

It works. ;)