Who the fuck are you? Didn't I dismember you? Didn't your father dismember you? DIDN'T AUNT FUCKING VARDA DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE AND DISMEMBER YOU?
Daddy dismembered me at least once a week and twice on holidays! You just ripped my arms off once. YOU NEVER LOVED ME AS MUCH AS DADDY DID. I COULD TELL.
So, um, fine. SEE IF I CARE. *cries copiously, wilting every flower within ten feet* I'm going to go see Aunt Este. She has much cooler powers than you do. And she isn't always trying to bury me alive! I hate that!!! *sticks out her tongue and bolts*
GOOD. Go see Aunt Estë and see if she'll adopt you or send you back into the void. Or... if you reeeeally want to be a good girl... go see Grandpa and unplug the TV, then take his hoagie away and see what delightful treats he gives you!
Meanwhile I'll be digging my uterus out with a spork.
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Don't smite me, 'cuz it really stings.
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I have no child. Off with thee.
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So, um, fine. SEE IF I CARE. *cries copiously, wilting every flower within ten feet* I'm going to go see Aunt Este. She has much cooler powers than you do. And she isn't always trying to bury me alive! I hate that!!! *sticks out her tongue and bolts*
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Meanwhile I'll be digging my uterus out with a spork.
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