just remembered

[vana_everyoung]

Aulë fired Sauron a while ago. And what's a dark lord without dark evil Maia powers

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[darklordsauron]

Um.

How's the dental?

Re:

[vana_everyoung]

Not too good.

But you're demi-evil and never smile anyway, so what have you got to worry about?

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[darklordsauron]

Point.

I accept.

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[vana_everyoung]

Good. But before we get to the fun stuff, take this spear I stole from Oromë and sign this paper in blood. Your blood, preferably. What is it? Uh. Autograph. Right.

When you're done with that, put on this pink spandex suit. Irmo's waiting.