uh, right. - CALLING ALL MAIAR/BORED VALAR!

[manwe_sulimo]

NEW STEERSMAN OF THE MOON WANTED:

Comment here in 50 words or less on how you wouldn't fuck up this job.

Thank you.

Comments

[mrfrodo]

You know, it just occured to me that I saved all of fucking creation all by myself with no one to fat his way in, and no one rewarded me by making me a maia. I want the moon! Does it come small enough to have Sam carry?

[manwe_sulimo]

That's no way to speak to me!

*smites*

Oh thank Eru!

[mrfrodo]

Finally! Those fucking flowers withered and fell off.

:harrasses Sam into making a shrine:

ahahaha

[manwe_sulimo]

Wonderful.

And make sure to spell my name right on the shrine marquee.

[silmo]

I wouldn't fuck up because I am cool. Or somthing.

[vana_everyoung]

Oh, wouldn't fuck it up? Nevermind. I'd probably purposely drive it into some house of debauchery, like Minas Tirith or Bag End.

[mrfrodo]

You're never ending support of me is overwhelming. I'd build you a shrine... but it's too much like work.

Re:

[vana_everyoung]

Yes, it's quite a big change from the general apathy. Just my way of reminding you constantly that you're special and not in the overachieving kind of way.

[mrfrodo]

*goes off to scowl at a rosebush*

[eonwe]

-Sanity
-Non-Evilness
-Not a whiny emoboy
-Previous experience
-Will not fuck up

:D

Re:

[manwe_sulimo]

Noted.

I will call you back soon. :)

[eonwe]

Thanks, boss. :D

!!!!!!!!!!

[tilion]

*slips application under Manwe's door and runs leaves at a dignified pace for a disembodied toe anyway*