1st Experiment

[maocontent]

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

I'm sure you all missed me, but I have something important to discuss!

It has come to my attention that this place went through a mad science event.

Without me!

THIS IS OUTRAGE! I want research papers! Left over specimens! I demand videos! I even bet some do-gooder types have been level grinding with this, too! I'll

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[kyoko_needle]

S-sir Mao!?

*Kyoko is stunned to find Mao there when she went to go great the new student.

I heard you got sent away for annoying Baal. Why did he bring you back?

[maocontent]

What can I say? Even the almighty Tyrant Overlord Baal can't keep me from SCIENCE!

Is Beryl still spreading around her delinquency like the plague of justice?

[kyoko_needle]

Of course she is! She and the rest iof us are showing everyone the the path of delinquency is better then being an honor student!

[maocontent]

Oh geez, no wonder this place was looking kind of orderly and peaceful! I can't have that! Evil Academy's reputation would be at stake!

Tragic that I missed the mad science event; you would've been begging for more honor students then!

[not_in_windows]

And who are you?

[maocontent]

Oh ho, you're a new face. Reminds me of shrimp tempura for some reason

Mwahaha, I am Mao, Overlord and Dean of Evil Academy! Know that name and tremble!

[not_in_windows]

Will people please stop with that already?

Yes, yes, I get it. I'm guessing you were an "Honors Student".

[maocontent]

The best of the best! That 1.8 million EQ isn't just for show!

[makenshimeister]

[Hey Mao, all your yelling has terrified your roommate. If you bothered to take a look around, you might find her huddled up in a corner, trying her best not to be noticed.]

[maocontent]

What's this? I have a roommate? Already? *pokes with stick*

[makenshimeister]

D-Don't poke me.... you're really loud.... I don't know how to deal with this...

[maocontent]

Well er...

*leaves alone* Not worth bothering

[papercranelover]

Oh, overlord Mao!

It doesn't surprise me to see you here, you just couldn't bear to be seperated from our Lady, Raspberyl, after all. It goes without saying.

I always knew the level of your friendship was this high!

[maocontent]

Friendship?!

What lunacy do you speak of?!

[papercranelover]

The feeling of rivalship budding in your heart for my Lady, Raspberyl, which slowly turned to friendship and now to more, of course!

*she smiles happily* I'm happy for you!

[maocontent]

WHAT

I will not fall for such heroic schemes!

[famed_mage]

Great, we got a new mad scientist here. I have had enough of them after last week. Gil was a great guy, sad to see him gone, but you seem like your going to be more like that Purple haired scientist guy that caused that whole mess.

[maocontent]

Gil left?! What a shame. He had honor student potential, too!

Who is this purple-haired scientist? Doubtless he has excellent taste in experiments like I do.

[famed_mage]

he's the guy behind all the mess we had last week. I tried to meet with him, and instead they throw me a purple haird zombie.

And we don't need anymore mind reading prinnies, rabid demons, black blood girls, giant stuffed animals that talked like a British person, girls turned into demons who are lesbian, hor floating reality changing brushes!!

[maocontent]

*goes through mentioned stuff like a checklist*

Mind reading prinnies... fun diversion, but kinda boring.

rabid demons... probably kill them all.

Black Blood Girls... I know an anime like that, I'll look into it!

British stuffed animals... maybe...

Reality changing airbrushes--wait a minute, surely, you were watching too many Looney Tunes reruns!

Human girls turned into demon... lesbians? SURELY YOU JEST.

Sounds like this mad science is amateur! There should've been more death lasers! Unnecessary surgery! Werewolf transformations! That next to last one you mentioned would never been seen in the Netherworld in ANY SERIOUS CONTEXT! It's all fanservice! Very goooood fanservice but still fanservice!