YOU FREAKING REJECTS THINK YOU CAN OUTEVIL ME?!

That's just fine, that gives me the perfect excuse to test out some of my NEW EXPERIMENTS!

DUAL DEATH LASER~

[[And thusly, two giant cannons of doom you swore weren't there five seconds ago easily make short work of several evil-hearted demons in the vicinity.]]

My options even double as mass prank ( Read more... )

My room?! It's been CLEANED.

CLEAAAAANNNNEEEDDD!

I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING ANYMORE!

What foul brigand of justice dares clean my room?! I'm going to show them the true meanin--

Oh shit, I bet it was Reisen, wasn't it? And I JUST SAID ALL THAT CRAP OUT LOUD OH GOD NO FGDGHFGDFGAAAAJDDAS

Mwaaaaahahahahaha!

It's done. It's complete!

I have OPTIONS!

[[True to his word, now Mao has four fairy slaves, brainwashed to do his bidding! They're not effective at doing much other than looking cute, but they can actually back him up in a fight. Srsly. Which is why he enslaved them in the first place.]]

I've level grinded in danmaku for a while now ( Read more... )

*Mao basically blinks in annoyance as he grazes like crazy between fairy fire*

True I've been having a strange urge to practice the Touhou games as of late, but this is bordering on ridiculous!

*a stray shot smacks him right between the eyes*

Okay, THAT'S IT! I'm capturing one of you for experimentation! *and with that, they all squeal and run away, ( Read more... )

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

I'm sure you all missed me, but I have something important to discuss!

It has come to my attention that this place went through a mad science event.

Without me!

THIS IS OUTRAGE! I want research papers! Left over specimens! I demand videos! I even bet some do-gooder types have been level grinding with this, too! I'll ( Read more... )