Who: Maou and Shinou
Rated: NC-17
Summary: The Maou and Shinou have a picnic of bundt cake and dead baby gizzards. They speak of marriage and children and Annie and Li have yet another metaphor for having sex.

( Besides, Shinou was kind of sexy when he was a jerk. Not that the Maou minded sweet Shinou. He didn't mind any form of Shinou. He wouldn't have minded retarded ugly Shinou if it came down to that. )

Who: Wolfram and Murata
When: after the weird dream
Rated: nc-17
Summary: Mura and Wolf take a bath to wash off their wet dream... and then FINALLY kiss and make up... and attempt to do it... but fail... and Wolfram doesn't please Murata. The end.

( WOLFRAM DID IT WITH LIESEL?! )

Who: Gwendal/Yuuri
Rating: G
What: Yuuri cultivates mushrooms and emo and listens to Evanescence singing Linkin Park but then Gwendal interrupts and finally does something evil. But you'll have to read this log to find out just how evil it is.

( Thank you, Gwendal. You're always so not-evil. )

Who: Gwendal and Wolfram
Rating: G
Summary: Evil Gwendal can't handle cute things...

( Gwendal had to hug it. So he did. )

Who: Evil Gwendal and Gunter
Rated: NC-17
Summary: Gwendal's first evil act is to peen Gunter <3. Also, peen is said a lot.

( Apparently, evil made Gwendal sexy. )

Who: MuraWolf
RAted: NC-17
Summary: A mutal freak dream sequence. Liesel is in it. ♥

( 'Are you sure it's okay? You're carrying our son after all.' )

Who: Yuuri, Maou and Shinou
When: When yuuri wakes up
Where: On a bed.
Rated: NC-17
Summary: Shinou finds Yuuri and unchains him and makes him let the Maou out. They proceed to conceive a child through the use of more clever anal-ogies and talk about baking.

( The moment his radio would start to play commercials, however, he was going to put his CD into the Maou's CD player and jam to his own tunes. )

Who: MuraWolf
Rated: PG
Summary: After playing in teh rain, they go take a bath. And then fight. Wolfram runs away and is gay in his room. They make up.. and... stuff. But it's emo again. Apparently they can't decide if they're going to be emo or not.

( '..it's hard knowing that..that when you tell me you love me or kiss me..those lips were...were..' How to finish this? '...on Yuuri.' )

Who: MuraWolf
Rated: PG-13?
Summary: Murata is out of the infirmary and went back to Wolfram. They... decide to take a walk and end up playing in the rain and being cute.

( 'I think my neck missed you.' )

Who: MuraWolf
Rated: PG-13? Cos there's a curse word lalalal.
Summary: They're getting there. Slowly. The agnst is dissipating.

( 'Just hurry up and divorce me already! I'm sick and tired of you trying to sugarcoat everything when it has long since rotted!' )