Who: Conrad and Gwen
When: Um... sometime before Gwendal and Gunter
Where: The hall
What: PG
Why: Gwen's gone all evil, but Conrad can't tell. Gwennie's a good actor.

( Is Yuuri still tied up? )

Who: Wolfram and Murata
What: PG? Just agnst D:
Summary: Wolfram and Murata are emo.

( 'I'm pretty sure that the phrase 'For better or for worse' was in our original vows, wasn't it?' )

Yuuri and Shinou
PG-13
Evil!Yuuri recruits Shinou... with little to no effort.

( Yuuri would make a pretty hardcore desperado...if he wasn't so skinny and gay. )

MuraWolf
NC-17
The fifth and final installment to the massive 5-part cookie-baking log. ♥ ♥

( I'm going to pretend I'm sleeping for 20 minutes, and then I'm going to break out the anal beads again so you'll shut up for another two days while you generate sperm. )

Who: Wolfram and Murata
What: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangst.
Summary: Murata goes to visit Wolfram in the infirmary and admits to tunging Yuuri's peen...and things kind of explode. Death.

( Wolfram moved, but only to lift his hand and pull the ring off of his left ring finger. 'Tell me something.' He began, voice dull as he held out the ring in the palm of his hand. 'When you gave me this…what did you think it meant?' )

Conrad's turn to get abused by the Maou! But no rape.

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Murata and Yuuri
NC-17
Murata and Yuuri are best friends. Really. :D That's why Yuuri rapes him. ♥

( It doesn't taste salty to me. It tastes like butter and lobster. )

Shinou and Wolfram
PG-13
Shinou finds Wolfram in the basement.

( Shortest log ever. )

Who: Yuuri and Wolfram
What: R for peen touching?
Summary: Yuuri is dumb and touches something evil in the basement which makes him evil. He then decides to try and do Wolfram...and fails. So he beats him and ties him in the basement instead.

( There was a flash of black light, some dramatic music and then Yuuri was on the floor, on his back. He sat up and looked down at himself. He stretched and began, very slowly, to smile. )

Maou and Shinou
NC-17
Remember the bundt cake? Remember who the Maou was going to give it to? Unfortunately (or not) Shinou has a predilection to sweets and ends up baking a bundt cake with the Maou. If you know what I mean.

( I don't even know what a bundt cake is. Can I do you with it? )