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MuraWolf
NC-17
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Murata has to use salve to heal Wolfram because he did him too hard or something.. and then they get in a fight over the taste of Mura's peen cos they're dumb.
( Nothing can beat the taste of rainbows and unicorns. ) -
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MuraWolf
NC-17
And right after they bake cookies, they defile the kitchen table! :D ... and use olive oil.
( ... I can't quote anything that isn't totally wrong. ) -
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MuraWolf
NC-17
Murata and Wolfram go to the kitchen to make sugar cookies that look like peens and butts. ... and they fight. And they don't. And they kiss. And they don't. But they're mostly gay.
( Wolfram smiled a bit and leaned forward to press a peck to Murata's cheek before he turned back to the dough, rolling two balls and flattening them, sticking them together to form a very round, very pert butt. ) -
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MuraWolf
NC-17
Wolfram skips out on training and bathes with Murata. Gayly. They decide to bake sugar cookies, though. :D But this ends before they get to the kitchen.
( And suddenly a stinky, sweaty Wolfram was running toward Murata and he looked like a dirty Mexican more than a glistening angel and Murata was startled for enough of a moment that he threw the glass of water he had been holding in the air and watched in slow-motion as it poured itself all over his husband. ) -
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Who: Wolfram and the Maou
When: ...eh
Rating: NC-17...okay, no, PG
What: The Maou and Wolfram cook a bundt cake for Shinou and turn bundt cake into an analogy for sex. The word bundt cake is repeated 365935093 times and Wolfram really wants to bake a bundt cake with Yuuri. If you know what I mean.
( I bet you want to bake Yuuri a bundt cake ) -
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Who: Greta and Shinou
What: Greta... finds Shinou and Shinou's a prick and Greta thwarts him and.. Shinou wants to eat Yukito.
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'I'm not being mean, I'm being practical.' Shinou stretched now, his body not quite liking the crouching position it had been in for so long. 'What are you two wandering around in these corridors for, anyway?' His eyes never left the baby and he wondered briefly if it would go well with Tobasco sauce. ) -
[RPG LOG]
Who: Greta and Wolfram
Where: Wolfram and Murata's room
When: Sometime
What: PG
Why Greta missed her papa!
( you've been RPing with Annie, haven't you? ) -
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Who: Shinou/Maou
When: Sometime(s)
Where: The temple
Rating: NC-17
What: Shinou and the Maou have sex. Shinou is a jerk, but still decides to be 'in a relationship' with the Maou because the Maou has good ass-muscles. And its oddly cute and touching throughout, like a twisted Disney movie.
( Shinou barked. Well, no he didn't. But he wanted to and that was weird. ) -
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Who: The Maou/Wolfram
When: ...oh please like we even have a timeline
Where: The courtyard, of course
Rating: PG
What: The Maou and Wolfram talk about Shinou and how he sucks. And Wolfram punches the Maou and the watersnakes appear but then they leave and there is more talking.
( He never writes or calls or sends me roses or dead things or anything! )