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maplemaple

{First Maple} [Audio] English

Feb 04, 2009 18:50

*A small click is heard and then some groans and mutterings, before the shuffle of clothes and dirt shifting around* Oww… W-what happened?

*Silence before a sharp intake of breath*W-what is this? Is… Is that one of MY lakes? I thought I… No. No, I know I take better care of my lakes than this! And I know I would have noticed it before they could ( Read more... )

what did you do now america

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[ audio | english ] englishpride February 5 2009, 01:16:23 UTC

.... What the bollocks? Who's this?

[ Audio | English ] maplemaple February 5 2009, 01:41:02 UTC

E-Eh?!

Oh! That's where the noise is coming from. It sounded familiar.

Uh... This is Canada.

Is that you, England?

[ Audio | English ] englishpride February 5 2009, 01:53:07 UTC

Canada....?

[ long pause... ]

Oh, right-- Canada, what the devil are you doing here?

[ Audio | English ] maplemaple February 5 2009, 01:58:59 UTC

ENGLAND!!

[Takes a deep breath and sighs]

Nevermind. You never remember anyways.

I don't know! I don't even know where here is! What's going on?

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im_a_country_2 February 5 2009, 01:17:51 UTC

You're not home, this place belongs to Fortuna.

maplemaple February 5 2009, 01:42:54 UTC

[Audio|English]
It has text too?

[Text]

Fortuna? I don't think I've met them before.

im_a_country_2 February 5 2009, 01:49:29 UTC

Yeah, more people can understand you. It auto translates but better than google!

I haven't met her either, but her boss Ace said she's here. I'm allied with her! Though, I wonder why you're here no one can ever remember you.

maplemaple February 5 2009, 01:53:59 UTC

A lot of things translates better than google.

That's good for you, but it doesn't exactly help out anyone else. And you seem to remember who I am just fine.

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[TEXT] (Non-English speaker. The noises make her question.) not_your_juliet February 5 2009, 01:44:42 UTC

..Are you injured?

[Text] maplemaple February 5 2009, 01:46:54 UTC

Ah, no. A little confused, but I'm not hurt.

Thank you for asking though.

[Text] not_your_juliet February 5 2009, 02:26:59 UTC

Confused about your location?

If you are a new arrival, I would hope that someone will take the time to explain to you the situation Discedo presents. And it's dangers, above all.

[Text] maplemaple February 5 2009, 02:32:01 UTC

Yes, among other things.

What Discedo is and what dangers are you talking about for starters.

[Text] 2cool4europe February 5 2009, 03:04:23 UTC

Huh? America?

[Text] maplemaple February 5 2009, 12:20:51 UTC

I'm not America! I'm Canada!

[voice; english] libertyfuckyeah February 5 2009, 03:41:11 UTC

Wow, even you were invited, Canada? I didn't even know you were in the UN. But hey, the more the merrier!

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD I'M FIXING LAKE ERIE. I've got a whole environmentalist movement from that whole Cuyahoga River fire, so don't even worry about it! I'll have it cleaned up in no time!

[voice: english] 1/2 maplemaple February 5 2009, 12:29:34 UTC

I BEEN IN THE UN SINCE THE BEGINNING!!!

[voice; english] maplemaple February 5 2009, 12:30:26 UTC

Wait... The Cuyahoga River?

Didn't that happen in the 60s?

[voice; english] libertyfuckyeah February 6 2009, 01:16:07 UTC

...Really? I've never noticed you at the meetings!

Yes. Apparently someone thought it would be a real joke to take everyone else from the future and grab me right out of 1969. I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE CHICKEN POX VACCINE YET!

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