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LA LA LA LA LA, CA
I was walking in LA when I found out that nobody walks in LA. I can't find parking either. -
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It's the first Indian Summer I've ever experienced. Even with the windows open we only find relief early in the morning when the sun rises in the east. The nights feel sweltering on the fourth floor of our Tenderloin apartment so we sleep ontop of the comforter ( Read more... ) -
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If God gives me the opportunity, I must do the work. -
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Twenty-eight and still breaking out. -
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Said by the best person, man, friend I have:
We are both lucky because we make each other happy. And the fact that we met each other years ago is a nice coincidence, and nice coincidences define good fortune, and good fortune doesn't always happen, so that's a very spiritual thing for the planet to bestow on two humans.
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I can be happy for her, because I myself am happy.
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My father is the troll under the bridge. Oh, Sweden.
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I hate it when people don't wake you up to say goodbye. I also hate junk mail.
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Had to explain what a "queef" was to my mother while playing a game of Cards Against Humanity after Thanksgiving dinner. Needless to say, it was my dads card.
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G's news feeds reminded me too much of why I couldn't stand her anymore, so I decided to block her news feeds completely. Satisfaction granted.