I planned, in advance, for today to suck. I was going to wake up early, go get my car inspected, and then immediately go to the DMV to get it registered and titled. It would be a day of waiting and spending money, but at the end I would be *done ( Read more... )

I did get a federal refund this year... however, I ended up owing a crapload of money to DC so it almost completely evened out. I don't see how it's right, honestly, but it's way too late to fix it now. Remind me never to do this again. Next year, I pay someone to do my taxes.

I hate money.

2 Things ( Read more... )

You are a
Social Liberal
(85% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(10% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist

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I have now skipped my rhythm tap class three weeks in a row. I think that hobby is dying a natural death. Good thing I didn't spend much on the shoes ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mara!

1. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Mara floating in their swimming pools.
2. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Mara to reach the earth's core.
3. Mara will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
4. Mara can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
5. Mara is the world's ( Read more... )

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I am newly in love with Jon Stewart. Our affair has been a distant one in the past, where I observed him from afar and learned to love him through stories others have told. After all, we have been cruelly separated by my stubborn refusal to acquire cable tv. But with the internet, we have found a new channel for communication ( Read more... )

"Wash, tell me I'm pretty."

"Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion."

"Cause I'm pretty?"

"Cause you're pretty."

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The best Demotivational Friday David's ever done. Attend to the details, please.

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