Fic: Sorted

[maratini]

Title: Sorted
Fandom: Doctor Who/Harry Potter
Characters: Eighth Doctor, Fitz
Rating: PG (mild-ish language)
Word Count: 1,109
Summary: Fitz and the Doctor visit Hogwarts.

This is pure, unadulterated crack inspired by 4you_blue_jway (as most insane ideas are). She absolutely insisted I write something where Eight was a Hufflepuff, so yeah. Go yell at her if you

Comments

[alycorn]

*cannot comment. loling too hard*

FITZ YOU BROKE IT!

[4you_blue_jway]

*points to icon* this was my face the whole time, no lie. omg. <33333

Can I marry you twice or would we have to get divorced first? XD

But no, really, you are amazing.

[ohliamylia]

I’m very good at finding things, you know.

HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS :D I can just imagine Eight saying that.

idk if the Faction Paradox stuff works in quite the way you intended, as it isn't so much timelines as it is... er... well, it is, but it's... complicated. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THIS FIC. <3

[maratini]

Oh pffff I knew I was going to screw that up. I really need to get around to reading those books >.>

BUT STILL <3

[ohliamylia]

YES OBVS YOU NEED TO GO READ THEM RN. R. N.

[dragonessa24]

OH MY GOD HOW ADORABLE. I just... oh god, brb never recovering from the adorableness. You are amazing.

[die_monster]

Now I want to sort all the characters. THIS WAS AWESOME THOUGH OMG.

[maratini]

That's how this whole ridiculous thing got started. Anna & I started discussing which Doctors would be in which house, and the rest is history. (P.S. Johann would totally be a Hufflepuff too, js)

[die_monster]

Lawl, that sounds too...competent for him. He'd be a...oh god it's been forever...squib? A person who fails hardcore at magic? whatever house he's in.

[maratini]

Ahahaha yes, he'd end up being Filch's assistant or bumming around the kitchens with the house elves XD