Melissa is mean, she messed up my hair...Really bad....really really bad.

So the differential on my S2000 literally exploded a few days ago. It's a real bummer when you break stuff on a car you haven't even paid off yet. The downside; it's probably going to be somewhere near $2000 to fix it, no matter what. The upside? UPGRADES BIOTCH. Kaaz 2 way LSD, possibly a Comptech re-enforced differential housing, and maybe even a ( Read more... )

You wake up, 10am. Take a look out your window. Bright, sunny, 65 degrees. Perfect. Throw some clothes on, lace up your Chucks. It's time to drive. Hop in, key in the ignition, you press the "Engine Start" button. She comes to life. She purrs, warming up for the drive ahead. You casually hit the switch and put the top down. You sift through your ( Read more... )

Thanks to everyone that helped make my birthday a bitchin' good time.

Jack, Jack....Para-gone, get it? Para-GONE

Wonder Showzen, season 1, comes out on DVD on the 28th!!!! And season 2 starts on the 31st! Unfortunetly, the Arrested Developement Season 3 DVD release date has been pushed back from June, no real date confirmed, just sometime before 2007. In school, I learned about the "internet" and "e-mail" it was fascinating. Psych! School is way boring, and I ( Read more... )

Well son of a gun, something unexpected has happened and my super secret plan will be executed this Saturday. If it goes right, I will have pictures to post on Saturday and you all will say something like, "Wow, I don't really care, that's not as cool as I had imagined it"

I have a super secret plan I'm working on right now. It will be executed, most likely, by the end of March or early April. That's all I can say. I figured I'd add a little mystery to life, and let you guys guess.

Will Arnett, Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, and Nick Swardson in one movie. Blades of Glory. This has to be funny, there's no way it can't be.

I got a laptop today, it's pretty sweet. Nothing fancy, but it works. I feel like a geek again. I got my laptop in front of my monitor, and I'm using both at the same time.