Now the Lord said, "I am the light of the world." Now, He could as easily have said, "I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. Why would you fuck with me?!"

What is there to look forward to in my pathetic life? Summer? My Wedding? BAH! SEASON PREMIERE OF LOST IN FEB OF '08!!! W00t!

According to my BMI, I'm 25 pounds overweight. That sucks.

"Lost" is such a mess. But what a beautiful mess it has become.

Strange happenings today ( Read more... )

And you're all gaybots.

Often times, during a stressful day at work, I secretly hope that I'm about to get sick and thus take the next day off of school. I almost always think of this ridiculous desire when I am REALLY sick - like right now. There is something to be said for having a day of rest, but the psychological ramifications of being sick are just not worth it. ( Read more... )

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