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I cut myself and ended up with five stitches in my right thumb. Stitches are out now, and I have a cute pink scar.

I'm dieting again. The holiday season added 10 pounds. Grrr...

Got nothing cool for Christmas this year. I actually got TWO gifts specifically for me. All the rest, addressed to me and the fiance. Weird.

New great ( Read more... )

I'm alive. Barely.

In the last three weeks, I've been in two car accidents, almost died, moved into a new place basically by myself, suffered from legitimate exhaustion, sprained then re-sprained my right ankle, and fought the good fight against bug infestation in my new kitchen. I hate ants by the way. I also think I have the bird flu. Though it ( Read more... )

http://www.ewamaryland.com/main/interviews/marcusdowling.html

Yeah. Cheap plug. Check that shit out. It's funny cause I make fun of pale white kids with no muscle who claim to wrestle. Oh. I should be nicer. I make fun of pale white kids with no muscle. Better? Ok.

I watched Steve Williams and Terry Gordy v. Joel Deaton and Stan Hansen from All ( Read more... )

Long hilarious story you want to read, reprinted from Myspace. http://www.myspace.com/marcuskdowling.

OK. Yesterday was the biggest clusterfuck ever. But, as is most of my life, it was freaking hilarious.

My lovely girlfriend has both a pulled muscle and a pinched nerve in her lower back. She's tough, maybe stupid, but she hasn't taken any ( Read more... )

I hate fall. Gets too cold too fast before I can put the winter clothes into the closet. However, fall is tremendously wonderful because girls start wearing knee length skirts and those stiletto knee high boots. That's sexy. Maybe it's my New England fall background and tons of preppy white chicks getting dolled up to try to meet their husbands  ( Read more... )

It's Friday. In five hours I will be at the Nikka Costa concert at the Black Cat. The Black Cat is DC's only scummy rock and roll bar where mainstream underground artists play. Therefore, it is cool. I like mainstream underground shit because I hate being the only person riding some band's nuts before they are cool. Makes me feel like a rat for an ( Read more... )

Title quote is directly from me while at the afternoon EWA show on Saturday, while chilling between matches as the "Special Guest Ring Announcer."

My mother is a dear and charming woman. However, she is an idiot. Much in the same way that I'm an idiot, in that we don't think things out much before we speak. Hidden secret of the day is that when I'm ( Read more... )

Yeah. I just got done watching Scarface. It's the most inspiring movie ever. Tony Montana is a hero. And yes, I have walked up to a woman in the club and told her that "Joo look like joo haven't been fucked in a month." Of course, I was asked what I would do to solve that problem. My response...stunned silence, then I asked to buy the woman a drink ( Read more... )

What’s crackin, everybody? I’m good. In the past week the following 10 thing have occurred or crossed my mind.

1. Continued my 15 game unbeaten streak over my girlfriend at EA Sports NBA 2004 for the PS2. Kim and I have been playing basketball for like two hours a night. I’ve beaten her with such dregs of the NBA as the Jazz, Clippers, Heat ( ( Read more... )

I also posted this at MySpace, but, some people don't have MySpace, and, this message needs to get out in the public arena.

OLD MAN SEX RANTS 1 & 2

Maybe I'm getting old. Scratch that. I AM old. I was in Spencer's out at Arundel Mills Mall last night, and in plain view, for all to see, are vibrators, personal massagers with FINGER attachments, and ( Read more... )