014- [action] Guns are not toys

Jun 06, 2010 17:27


[The great nation of Sealand is in the park today, practicing his marksmanship. But this time he has something better than  a slingshot or a bow. Even the BB gun wasn't this cool. Now he has an actual hunting rifle. Should he have something that dangerous? Of course not! Where did he get it? Well, maybe you should ask him. He has lined up several ( Read more... )

the park, why does he have a rifle, this will not end well, sealand

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Why so cute Sealand? weiss_tank June 6 2010, 21:37:17 UTC
[Ken was having a nice peaceful day tearing up the park grass by running about. Well, at least he was until he heard the distinct sound of gunfire. Assassin reflexes kicking in, he skulks in the bushes. Until he sees the source of course, which leads to a very important question]

Oi! Kid! What the hell are you doin' with something like that!

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mare_libertas June 7 2010, 01:09:01 UTC
I'm practicing. So I can shoot things.

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weiss_tank June 7 2010, 01:10:38 UTC
That's all well and good, but aren't you a little too young for a real rifle?

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mare_libertas June 7 2010, 03:14:09 UTC
....

[Hmmm.....is he too young? He considers this for a moment.]

Nope. I know how to shoot it just fine.

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mokorilove June 6 2010, 22:20:56 UTC
Eh--?

[Ryo will make his why over, one hand in his pocket. He remembers running across this boy in Westport... talking to him about finding friends and family there. He smiles and nervously holds up the end of his jacket--which has a hole through it.]

You should be careful! That's not a toy, you know. You could hurt someone.

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mare_libertas June 7 2010, 01:10:07 UTC
Sorry! I didn't mean to hit anyone.

....I was aiming for the can over there.

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mokkoriluv June 7 2010, 19:24:21 UTC
[Ryo crouches down low next to Sealand, looking toward the target casually.]

Want me to help you out a little? I can definitely see why you missed!

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mare_libertas June 8 2010, 02:55:03 UTC
Really? What am I doing wrong?

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puffinparadise June 6 2010, 22:27:11 UTC
[Almost

got hit. He turns to look and--]

...Sealand!?

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mare_libertas June 7 2010, 01:11:30 UTC
Hi, Iceland! Check out my new gun!

[holds up hunting rifle]

I'm practicing with it.

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puffinparadise June 7 2010, 02:25:36 UTC
Where did you get that?

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mare_libertas June 7 2010, 03:15:51 UTC
THe BLU Sniper guy. He's awesome. He gave a BB gun before, which was cool...

[They also gave him a bow and a hunting knife. Go BLU team!]

But I like this gun way better!

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riflerosti June 6 2010, 22:27:11 UTC
[Normally he wouldn't pay any attention at all to Sealand, but, he's now watching oh-so-critically not far away~]

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mare_libertas June 7 2010, 01:13:28 UTC
[Keeps shooting at targets. He's getting pretty good at this actually. He just shouldn't be doing it in a public place.]

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numbuh_one June 6 2010, 22:58:33 UTC
[kids with weapons are relevant to Nigel's interests!]

Where did you get that?

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mare_libertas June 7 2010, 01:17:42 UTC
The BLU team. They're giving weapons to all the kids. You just gotta ask.

[No, he's not kidding. BLU Sniper and Scout have been passing out guns like candy at an Easter parade.]

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numbuh_one June 7 2010, 04:30:39 UTC
The BLU team? Who are they?

[That sounds useful!]

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mare_libertas June 7 2010, 04:34:12 UTC
Some guys who have a whole bunch of weapons and want to teach all the kids in town how to fight.

[Hilariously, Sealand never really questioned their motives. They were like 'Have a knife. And a gun. And a bow. And another gun.' And he was like 'Sweet!']

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