[The great nation of Sealand is in the park today, practicing his marksmanship. But this time he has something better than a slingshot or a bow. Even the BB gun wasn't this cool. Now he has an actual hunting rifle. Should he have something that dangerous? Of course not! Where did he get it? Well, maybe you should ask him. He has lined up several
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Oi! Kid! What the hell are you doin' with something like that!
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[Hmmm.....is he too young? He considers this for a moment.]
Nope. I know how to shoot it just fine.
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[Ryo will make his why over, one hand in his pocket. He remembers running across this boy in Westport... talking to him about finding friends and family there. He smiles and nervously holds up the end of his jacket--which has a hole through it.]
You should be careful! That's not a toy, you know. You could hurt someone.
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....I was aiming for the can over there.
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Want me to help you out a little? I can definitely see why you missed!
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got hit. He turns to look and--]
...Sealand!?
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[holds up hunting rifle]
I'm practicing with it.
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[They also gave him a bow and a hunting knife. Go BLU team!]
But I like this gun way better!
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Where did you get that?
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[No, he's not kidding. BLU Sniper and Scout have been passing out guns like candy at an Easter parade.]
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[That sounds useful!]
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[Hilariously, Sealand never really questioned their motives. They were like 'Have a knife. And a gun. And a bow. And another gun.' And he was like 'Sweet!']
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