Damnit Mayfield, Sealand was your only hyperactive micronation and now you went and broke him! Where are you gonna get another?

[So Sealand has woken up. In Mayfield. With enough evidence to prove that it wasn't a horrible dream. No, it was real. The survivors must have been sent back. So Norway and Netherlands should have made out okay. Other ( Read more... )

[Hey America, remember when you broke all those TVs? And told the Great Nation of Sealand that he could watch yours? Well sometime very late at night the people in your house will wake to find a tiny micronation eating popcorn and watching a late night horror movie. How did he get in? Good question, you should probably ask. A better question might ( Read more... )

[Well, it's a lovely day in Mayfield and Sea-kun has gotten a package in the mail. It's his old clothes. Yay! He missed those. So he's wearing his sailor suit today. People who interact with him might notice a sliiiight difference in his behavior. He's become polite, respectful, and obedient. You can all thank me later. After he gets home from ( Read more... )

[Sealand is going on that camping trip. Luckily for him, Sea-kun has two sets of parents here. Jerk-England might have said no, but he could still ask Papa for permission. Which is why he is bouncing up to the door 0f 335 Brady Lane. Permission slip in hand, grinning with hopeful optimism. Why so confident, you ask? Sealand's a smart boy. He's ( Read more... )

[The phone in thier house has been rining off the hook. For the most part, Sealand has been letting England deal with the annoying calls.  He suspects that they're telemarketers anyway. But now noone else is around, so he has to answer it or it'll just keep ringing.]

Hello? If you're selling something, then we don't want any.

........Unless it's ( Read more... )

[He really wants to go on that camping trip, but he needs a parent's signature. So, he's trying England and Sophie first.]

Hey, Jer- I mean....Hey, England? Do you think you could sign this for me?

[lucky for him, if they both say no, he can still ask Sweden and Finland   Papa and Mama for permission.]

[So after this debacle: http://heartstar-blues.livejournal.com/687.html?thread=23727#t23727  You can all have a crying, panicked Sealand freaking out over your phone. You're welcome.]

I- I didn't mean it, I swear! I-i-it was an accident! He just-!  And he said- !  And the tree-!

[he sounds extremely upset.]

Papa? Mama? I need help........What do I do ( Read more... )

[Let me tell you a little story: Once upon a time, Sealand was bored. So he got together with Latvia and Ai to hang out over at Ai's house. But alas there was nothing to do. Happily, the day was saved by Ai's fake!dad, BLU Scout, who is taking the kids outside to teach them the all American sport of baseball. Is there a baseball field somewhere? ( Read more... )

Hi, guys.

I've been thinking about this for a while, and I've got a question for anyone in this town who's been in a lot of fights. How do you beat up someone bigger than you? Is it better to use a weapon like a sword or a baseball bat? Or maybe something with projectiles?

And which is more important: strategy or skill?

[Finally given license to explore, Sealand is going to vist Latvia. He knows Latvia lives on Mitchell road, and not much else. But that doesn't matter. Once he finds the right street, he'll just bug every person he meets. Even Npcs. Hey, let's  knock on some doors.]

[/rings someones door bell, maybe yours]

Hey, have you seen a guy named Latvia around ( Read more... )