Sooo remember the time I accidentally left babcock in the middle of the night wearing men's sandals that were like twice the size of my shoes? Everyone thought I was a dumb blonde. But no! I finally found someone who's more retarded at putting shoes on- and she wasn't even drunk or blonde! She is my sister though... Coincidence? Totally.

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I've been home alone for less than 24 hours and I've already gone out in a monsoon just to go tanning with cass, had the police come to my house, and spent half the money my mom left me for 'groceries and emergencies' on a new pair of sunglasses and the victoria's secret sale. oops ( Read more... )

i should be studying for my music test that is in four hours, but instead i'm providing you all with some very important news releases. you're welcome. eww eww-er eww-est and finally, good news!!

Okay, want to hear how loserish I am? Yeah, I know you do. I got dropped off at college by my mommy today. Pat asked if she packed my lunch too haha but no, she didn't even do that when i was in like 1st grade so she definitely didn't do that today. But the Land Rover was getting fixed and so I got dropped off at class and picked up by the suburban ( Read more... )

First of all, when did that Killer's song become so popular? Seriously, I hear it like every day at least twice on some radio station. Even the rap stations. I don't get it - I hate when good songs get ruined by being overplayed... I still sing along to it when I'm in the car alone, though ( Read more... )

my life is really weird. my grandma was just in the hospital because she got bit by the cat we pawned off on her and the bite got infected and her roommate in the hospital was a recovering drug addict who used to deal. poor grandma. i've always hated that cat and i knew it was evil and going to do something like this one day. i hope this doesn't ( Read more... )

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I'm not tired but I need to sleep because I get way too tired during the day... a problem I've solved through my newest love. Americanos from Starbucks. Mmm... watered down espresso- doesn't get any better than that. I'm a little worried though, because it can't be healthy to consume five shots of espresso on a daily basis. Isn't caffeine bad for ( Read more... )

So first the cops nearly arrest me last night, then I practically die trying to drive home from Borders tonight because the streets were so flooded and now someone breaks into my house while I'm home alone. This isn't looking good. Let's hope the streak of bad luck is over cause I'd really like to survive this summer and if I don't I'd rather it be ( Read more... )

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/space/05/20/space.advertising.reut/index.html scary.