I just woke up from a weekend of wallowing in my own painful pain of deep darkness. I cannot believe that Man Ray is no more!!! I am so sad. Saturday I blacked out and I cannot remember the last night it was open... I know that I went but I think I got some extra strong margaritas from Terri because I don't remember anything after the 5th one. Too ( Read more... )

The thunder . . . she scares me!

Save me Jose Cuervo!

My grandmother owned a night club on the Arkansas-Oklahoma line ( Read more... )

I wake up this afternoon with splinters in my hair and I think someone is missing part of their roof, because I don't think that these shingles belong to me.

doo bee do wap du wap du wap

Great Boo's up!

in case anyone was wondering, MD 20/20 is no subtitute for tequilea.. see what it does?? I can't even spell tequielia ( Read more... )

Top Gun rules ( Read more... )

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*hic*

you haven't lived
till you've humped your hubby
in a living room full of people

hump hump hump hump hump

*hic*

there's not nearly enough tequila and margarita's here

of course, nobody's made a dent in the stuff except me!!!

woo...woo..woo.wooo

happy easterrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

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liftoff!!! Senor Matt's Easter booze-up, here I come!!!
..hic..

i hope there's enough tequila there..

t-e- q-u-ila my baby
triplesec my darlin'
salt my honey, lime my limey!