I feel like crapola.
My skin is mushy and I squish under foot.
My countenance is sucky
and I am shaped like a roll-a.

Nah nah na na nah nah, nah nah na na nahhh, nah nah na na nah nah....TEQUILA!

The liquor which Dita is suitable for is Gin, Tequila, Rum, Vodka.

The liquor which is the most suitable for is tequila. I think brandy, whiskey and wine do not suit for Dita. I think that it matches citrus fruits well with anything. Though I was not necessarily especially conscious, it can be said that it is a dita version of Margarita.

whatcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside your trunk?

i'm a gonna
i'm a gonna
i'm a gonna get you drunk

once upon a time
i bought a lime

such a crime
to not use it on time

so i spent a dime
to find a lime so fine
it was divine

*hic*

*bubble* bubble

Helloooo snow. Lissenup:

You -n- me, we're gonna get along just fine, so long as you remember the three rules:

1. Do not keep me from getting my tequila

2. DO NOT KEEP ME FROM GETTING MY TEQUILA

3. There is no rule 3.

*hic*

Its comr to my attenttion that peoplee seem to remember a lto fo buttplay last nite. This is a totdl lie and should not be listend to. I never tried sticking anyhtintg in anybody's butt latst night and I would never do anythiagn of thjes sort.

*hic*

I was, howeraver, on the pole.

BUTTER PANTS!

*hic*

What are your top 10 favorite drinky drinks???

Mine:

1. Tequila a go-go
2. Margaritas - classic, with salt
3. Frozen Margarita - with salt
4. Matt's Tequila
5. Woodchuck Cider
6. Tecate and lime
7. Dos Equis
8. Mezcal (with worm)
9. Corona Extra (with lime)
10. Tequiza

Well, now that that lightweight unsound is gonna be out of town, I can gets down to doing me some real drinking! I mean drinking drinking!

I'm tellin' y'all -- if I have a functioning liver when that teetotaler gets back -- I haven't done my job!!!!!I can't believe it's already almost 10:30 and I'm still only a little buzzed. I can still kinda feel ( Read more... )