Baby stuff

[margravine]

Yesterday I changed my first diaper. My sister was passed out after her grizzly wisdom tooth surgery. My niece smelled like a buffalo who'd eaten a vindaloo. I had no better options so I handed over a bit more of my carefully guarded ignorance about the disgusting side of child rearing. Alas, my maidenhood slips away

Comments

[spiralstairs]

My niece smelled like a buffalo who'd eaten a vindaloo.

*collapses laughing* XD

[waxbean]

My niece smelled like a buffalo who'd eaten a vindaloo

I have a feeling that your words will revisit me one day... for now, I find them funny.

xoM

[margravine]

Hee, I like your icon in this context! I've been thinking about reproducing more often lately and I've decided that I'm better off pretending the smellier side of parenting doesn't exist. It's better to have that innocence shattered by my own child so that I don't have the option of fleeing!