So last night I was at Fuddruckers. I stopped in the ladies room before we left and witnessed tiny rubber aliens having sex atop the garbage bin.


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I voted and it was awesome! I love voting because it means I get to spend the night obsessing as the returns come in!!!! I'll be hitting that refresh button like it's a red-headed stepchild while simultaneously watching numbers scroll across the screen on TV. Yay!!!


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Found on the label of a bottle of Canada Dry seltzer:

! WARNING: Contents under pressure, Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.

One of the direst warnings I've ever seen on any product. On seltzer.

Silly naming meme borrowed from woodeneternity I'm posting this entirely because I like my results for number one.

1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car): Wicket Accord if we go by my own pets. I like that. Wicket Accord. I need to go become a rock star now.
2. Your gangsta name (fave ice cream flavour, favourite type of shoe): Lemon Boot (hee!)
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According to the Yahoo news headlines "Exploding deer population causing billions in damage"

Sounds messy.

You know what's tragic? I gave up the Diet Coke habit years ago now because aspartame gave me incredible migraines if I missed a day of soda drinking. That was freaky and I don't think it's nice to fool with Mother Nature anyway so I just stay the hell away from all artificial sweeteners. I also really hate corn syrupy sweetness so I don't even ( Read more... )

you are paleturquoise
#AFEEEE
Your dominant hues are green and blue. You're smart and you know it, and want to use your power to help people and relate to others. Even though you tend to battle with yourself, you solve other people's conflicts well.

Your saturation level is low - You stay out of stressful situations and advise others to do the same. ( Read more... )

Your Celebrity Boob Twin:
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This is undoubtedly the finest performance in the history of showbiz. I dislike Fergie (and her Peas) but somehow when bears and gorillas get involved it's okay.