Super keen household hint!

[margravine]

I really wish I had some pumice soap right now. My right hand is just . . . grey. I've been furiously scrubbing the chrome on my fifties kitchen chairs with aluminum foil, you see. What does this accomplish? It makes rust come off of chrome like you just reversed time and undid whatever happened to that chrome in the first place! That and blackened

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[margravine]

God I hate fruit flies. I had some and looked it up on the internet. It said that they could raise several generations in a small sticky patch of juice under a fridge. This made me really paranoid since I couldn't seem to get rid of them. Then I realized that I had a bag with spoiled sweet potatoes in my pantry that was their nursery. It was very embarassing and I try to keep better tabs on my pantry now.

The other best thing I learned online was how to humanely catch a mouse with a carboard tube, some peanut butter and a tall trash can. It's never failed me when the cat loses a friend in the house.

[remedies]

better than gay wizard porn and kittens? wow!

but hopefully not better than cat macros...those are kind of my favourite.

[margravine]

Okay, I may have overstated things. Gay wizard porn and pictures of kittens are the best too. It's important household science though.

I had no idea that those cat things had a proper name. God, now that I have a search phrase I can do nothing but look at cat macros!