I'm getting pumped for a house next year. Dream team= me, charlie, christine, yoho, and ace (if he pays the rent that is---just kidding you know i love you ace. "Ace is such a find!"). I think the theme of the house should be elegantly tacky, and our fridge should dispense whiskey instead of water.

murdercitymonica: and yellow guy ( Read more... )

SO I decided I am changing my major to English. I want to be an editor for a publishing company or a writing professor. My advisor is such a badass. She said since I am probably going to fail MCB now she is going to talk to one of the cool deans for me and see if I can take the class credit/no credit, meaning I still technically have 12 hours ( ( Read more... )

--Relationships and Reality--PART 1 ( Read more... )

Friday night, Joe stole a pineapple from a kitchen and threw it off the balcony of the party. Some kid was like "I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it!" and we were like "okay." So he ran and got it and it had split open, and suddenly everyone was digging their hands in it like fucking Lord of the Flies or some shit ( Read more... )

Today, Lauren and I went and sat in the pool at WIMPE until we had to move to the hot tub because they needed the pool for swim lessons. So we stared at the parents and their 1-2 year old kids like creeps and talked about things like---how dads holding babies always look happier than moms holding babies, how swimming lessons were a biiiiiig deal ( Read more... )

I just saw a Deathcab for Cutie video on VH1 when I was taking one of my many breaks from studying and...
1. I am disappointed that Ben Gibbard looks like an indie version of Al from Home Improvement.
2. I laughed out loud when one of those music notes got stuck in a barbed wire fence.

hey Di (mom) gave me these plates in the shape of pizza slices with these cartoon pizza ingredient guys playing instruments on them, and I so want to have a pizza party now. Like I'm talking Boboli and homemade tomato sauce or pesto and the works....and maybe margaritas? How bout this thursday at 4ish?

so best party trick ever...in a random conversation with someone at a party casually drop "Yo I made a G today" and wait for someone to yell "But you made it in a sleazy way!!" and then fight them ( Read more... )

interesting past couple of days...reinforcing narcissistic tendencies and eating faces and an angry minus the bear. this dude tried to fight me and i punched him in the face (obviously not hard) with my middle finger. I should've poked him in the eye with it. My brother is cool. I miss going to shows. I no longer want to be that asshole that ( Read more... )