I hate everything about moving, from the moment of finding a new location to the moment when we have to put it all back in place in the new apartment... but most of all I hate DEADBEAT Landlords ( Read more... )

Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to the local strip club ( Read more... )

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry, "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks ( Read more... )

Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the Stadium, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men. "Watch and Learn" answers one of the women ( Read more... )

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a join when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing ( Read more... )

a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical ( Read more... )

CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS - REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY January 28th.

NOTE:  DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1:  How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.  Step-by-step, with Slide Presentation.
Description:  Meets 4 weeks, Monday and ( Read more... )

Kids get to stay home today, it's a snow day... of course, there are people heading to work, such as myself... but mostly don't know how to drive in the snow (mind you, I'm no expert) but at least I don't go 10 miles an hour on a road that's already been plowed, especially if I had a 4X4 ( Read more... )

I guess it was a happy one... my kids sort of behaved... husband was relatively happy I believe... so all in all, it was a good new year.

I found out last night that I don't have a cold, but a severe allergy ( Read more... )