How do I know these people?

Dec 02, 2011 23:20

Hi guys,

So I just heard a story that’s so relevant to our interests and made me laugh so hard at a Soho bar 3 hours ago, that even though it involves some close friends of mine I have to tell you all.

Real life Andrew Garfield story under the cut. )

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say_thanks December 2 2011, 23:29:20 UTC
Oh my god, I feel like a 12 year old girl, what, with me giggling profusely at the thought of Andrew Garfield ACTUALLY REALLY having sex with this woman. I mean, obviously, smut galore, Jesse/Andrew sex all the way, EVERY DAY AND EVERY NIGHT, but this story makes me feel extremely...well, I can't stop giggling and feeling embarrassed.

Which is absolutely ludicrous considering what I've read and even written.

oh god I can't stop giggling, time to go take a cold shower

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adelphi23 December 2 2011, 23:37:31 UTC
I know, we're going to have to come to terms with the fact that he's a real-life human who we write sex about. I wasn't sure how to feel about it either at the time.

If it helps Sophie's gorgeous in a really cool, awesome, non-threatening way. I don't know why it helps, but I feel like it does.

Also Andrew still doesn't know about us. That helps too.

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theoryofwar December 2 2011, 23:40:03 UTC
I think I know which Sophie you're talking about. I won't give out the last name!

but lololol at this happening. Just picturing it happen is making me laugh. I hope someone writes it!

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adelphi23 December 2 2011, 23:49:08 UTC
Thankyou for not saying, she is quite well known in certain things, but she really is having an arse of a time with the scumbag who I'm guessing you also know. Only good vibes should be going her way right now.

And, yes, I did laugh so hard I peed a little...

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theoryofwar December 2 2011, 23:53:38 UTC
I rather enjoyed her in a few films. So yes, good vibes!

Even though I'm strictly bottom!andrew/mark and it will probably end up with bottom!Jesse...THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

...though I do need something to write, so this could inspire me a bit.

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adelphi23 December 3 2011, 00:01:15 UTC
Dude whatever way you want to play it, this trufax event HAS to enter our fandom psychy. It's too good to pass up. Images of Andrew telling Jesse, and Jesse laughing/blushing/getting totes jealous, were running constantly through my sick mind as I rode the Piccadilly line back to HSmith very, very drunk.

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hypertwink December 2 2011, 23:44:36 UTC
It's weird but the one thing I most love to know is who is the guy from Dr Who?

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adelphi23 December 3 2011, 00:05:00 UTC
He's in the most recent series and he's way too unattractive to be getting the chicks he is. In fact he should have been down on his knees praising holy jesus he got Sophie, not shagging half of Wales. That's all I'm saying

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uniqlos December 2 2011, 23:45:00 UTC
i'm now trying to figure out what position they were both in to have to end with her catching her jaw with his foot trololololol.

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uniqlos December 2 2011, 23:48:58 UTC
hah and i figured out which sophie it is, she's pretty, get it andrew!

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uniqlos December 4 2011, 07:54:32 UTC
Who is it? :x

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uniqlos December 2 2011, 23:52:33 UTC
i meant her foot with his jaw! lol.

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aeroport_art December 3 2011, 00:02:15 UTC
HAHAHA omg only in real life would something like that happen!

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adelphi23 December 3 2011, 00:25:22 UTC
I know right. It was a slight out of body experience when she was telling the story. I almost said, "wait, my Andrew. *headdesk*

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