I am Latho - King Of All I Survey, 2005

[mark_latham]

Don't get too excited, kids. Your Uncle Latho isn't back on the bench in Canberra just yet. Hold your horses

Comments

[brad_corp]

Hey Mark, it's a good thing you're back, because the Queen herself couldn't royally fuck Australia as much as every liberal voting suckhole is just realising we did last election!!

What can we do? This abolishing unfair dismisal stuff is fucking ridiculous. They're not even trying to pretend that it's not against the working class. If they were, you reckon they words "abolish" and "unfair dismissal" would be seen beside each other? Fuck no! That's what an ammendment is for!

We're boned. Watch Beazley fuck this up. Only you could handle this properly. You know why? Because the only way to solve this problem is by cracking skulls!

[mark_latham]

Shit yeah, mate... Australian politics: bring back the biff.

Chubs Beazley is way overdue for a good nerfbatting.

[procrastinating]

Excellent usage of a simpsons quote there!

[mark_latham]

Fucking tops, hey.

[procrastinating]

Indeed!

[pixsky]

Welcome Back, Latho.
We've missed ya, mate.
When's the headkicking going to start again? I reckon you ought to go after Vanstone with a nerf bat, even though she's a girl..

[mark_latham]

She's a what? I must've missed that memo.

[dribs]

Go Latho! It's ya Birthday! Go Latho! Give Abbott one for us battlers.

[mark_latham]

Don't you worry you're pretty little head about it, mate. I'll give him one for every bloody Australian, whether they want me to or not.

[dribs]

And, the slash writes itself...

[dribs]

*snerk* Someone had to say it.

[thebadloves]

i'm sad that you lost the bitch-tits.

[mark_latham]

Yeah, I'd be a far more attractive and voluptuous PM than that little troll.