Ahahahahaha... nuff said.

Nicking Ray Martin's hair and dying it blonde is certainly impressing droves Channel Nein viewers, if Big Moderately-sized Kev's alleged popularity is anything to go by... Except, of course, those polls are measuring two-party preferred, and Bob's Green Machine have been gaining serious momentum in the wake of sexy Al's ( Read more... )

Oi, toss bags - it's time once again to turn off "the internets" and go read something worthwhile. Haha. Now watch this drive... I mean, now read my new book. It's called A Conga Line of Suckholes and it's coming to a bookshop near you soon, so get your fat arses off those swivel chairs and get buying. Or pre-ordering, yo. You don't want to make it ( Read more... )

Court? What? I don't got no time for no court appearances, in-between fighting camera crews outside my Glen Alpine abode, writing a new sex0r book, and sending abusive emails to Tony "Punching Bag" AbbottGood old Tones, eh? Still trying to scrap the abortion pill. Hey Tone, here's a newsflash: support for RU486 from the smart kids of the nation - ( Read more... )

Bloody hell, May already? You totally lose track of time when you're bludging off the government. Like, totally. Wurd ( Read more... )

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Don't get too excited, kids. Your Uncle Latho isn't back on the bench in Canberra just yet. Hold your horses ( Read more... )

Dear fellow left-wing nuts and other assorted idiots ( Read more... )

Heya kids,

Chin up, hey. Less than three years to go now, and yer Uncle Latho is still bringin' the love, yo. Your mighty Latho won the ALP leadership again - big fuckin' surprise there since I was unopposed. Between the chick support and the nerfing threats I've got this party firmly under my royal left thumb. And I don't mind if the chicks see me ( Read more... )