Nice to see some support for The Truth from Mr Leunig:


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Yo, Australia, wurd up. I hear ya. Now hear me, you daft knuckleheads, because I know what you want, and I'm speaking on your behalf. Let's rap about opportunity, responsibility and honesty - the key theme of this rockin' campaign for a new Labor Government. This message comes from the heart - the big heart of the Australian people themselves. And ( Read more... )

Ease the squeeze on the ladder of opportunity. It's like there's a party in my vocabulary, and everyone's invited (except the dickheads in the congaline of suckholes). With lines like these in combination with a great soundtrack, the next thing on the campaign trail will be Latho: The Musical. Ease the squeeze on Australia with your Uncle Latho, ( Read more... )

The ALP has always been a bit of a supporter of artsy crap, and as you may well know, music has always been a bit of a sideline interest of mine, yo. (Politics is my day job, and after some advice I'm not going to be giving it up for a career in yodelling.) Now, The Whitlams are a favourite of mine, of course, as well as the Oils and the Crowdies. ( Read more... )

How about that debate, hey folks? I know I shouldn't be counting my chickens before they're hatched, but sixty fucking seven!Did ya check out those funky worm graphs they did afterwards? I own national security, man, and to think I was worried about that. It's good to see the Australian people have seen through the fear-mongering terrorist fridge ( Read more... )

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An election about trust? Well, thanks, that's the election to me on a silver platter, John. You're a top bloke. Maybe I misjudged you, or maybe you're still just a one-dimensional suckhole... No wait, those eyebrows certainly are three-dimensional, aren't they? My mistake. Sorry... Sorry? Yeah, that's a word you could stand to learn, you daft ( Read more... )